Tuesday, April 26, 2011

Well, that's unexpected...

I was going to update a page on my blog here just now, but I happened to notice the "Stats" tab at the top of the Blogger dashboard and I got distracted for a moment. I've never clicked on it before--after three years of writing on here, it no longer really matters to me who reads or how many hits I get; I write for me, for my own benefit, and nothing else--but I clicked on it out of curiosity.

And yes, Blogger's built-in web stats functions are basically the same as I've seen on other web analytics websites.

But then something caught my attention, and I found myself laughing hysterically:



What? Didn't spot it? Let me point it out for you….


Maybe I just have a totally inappropriate sense of humor, but it CRACKED ME UP that somebody would actually search for that combo of words. Wow. Us widows are hot enough to warrant a Google search for banging us? [Snort. Snicker. Guffaw.]

And I pity the poor bastard who landed on my blog, thinking he might see some hot sex with widows. Yeah, not likely to find that here. Sorry, dude.

(And now I'm gonna go off and laugh my ass off some more…. ;o))

7 comments:

  1. This got a real LOL from me! Ha!

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  2. Wow. That's a good one! I'm having a moderately crappy day, but this perked it right up!

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  3. That is hilarious! Thanks for sharing!

    I love your sense of humor, still laughing here!

    Diana x

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  4. Thanks for the laugh. I needed it.
    And am still guffawing over any poor soul who wanders to my, or any of our, blog ..... looking for even the teensiest spot of sex. LOL!
    Although ..... I did post a really hot picture of Johnny Depp on it tonight. Maybe that will do the job.
    :)

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  5. Bwaahahahah!

    Do you think it was the same dude googling it three times? Or, was it three different people searching that?

    I wonder how many pages down you are on that search - did you check?? =)

    ~C~

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  6. haha priceless.. i am obsessed with the stats on my blog... i write for myself as well.. for my own healing.. but it is kinda fun to see someone in Slovenia has viewed my page... ps.. my blog is called "tales of a papa's girl" so my icky search words were among the incest variety

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